The Torturer

Unprompted commentary from my 4 year old son while he was brushing his teeth for bed tonight:

“Mom, I used to be in your stomach.

I was like a big egg.

I was a big, huge torturer in your stomach. I was a torturer.

And you were fat. And I kicked you in your tummy.”

The end.

Lolli from Better in Bulk pregnant picture

Where did he come up with a word like torturer?

And how did he KNOW?

Don’t you just LOVE the things that kids come up with? What funny things have your kids been saying lately?

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Comments

  1. HA!! OMG the things they say, huh!? How adorable was he!? FYI you were not fat, look at that adorable belly!!!
    Lisa @ Crazy Adventures in Parenting´s last [type] ..Tales from My Outdoorsy, Dirt-Filled Childhood

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