Not Me Monday! Oh, the Shame!
Hey, ladies from Church! I meant to let you guys know something before I left the building……but I completely forgot. I wanted to clear something up.
Yeah, I know. My legs are bad enough with those purple varicose veins and swollen ankles.
But then I leave them out of the sun, not only in the Winter but in the Summer, too. I don’t want any more Cancer, no siree! Let them be purply-white! Purple is one of my favorite colors!
I just wanted you to know that I would NEVER, under any circumstance, leave my legs un-shaven for the entire Winter…..except for on Sundays when I shave my ankles. And I certainly would never think of leaving my nylons home so that I could wear sandals (oh, how I love sandals!).
In case you were wondering, I did not feel at all uncomfortable sitting next to all of you, wondering if you had noticed the legs that I had forgotten. You can just be happy that I wore a long skirt….and that there were much more interesting things going on than hairy old me.
Oh, I am so embarrassed!
Now go check out MckMama at My Charming Kids to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Happy Monday!
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